Monday 26 October 2009

BB999

This is all well and good but when are we going to get a live cell Perp Watch?

Saturday 17 October 2009

I know what you mean like.

Yesterday I got cut-up in my car at which point the passenger says "I tell you, that really gets up my goat!". Indeed.

The Word Girl Genius
The word 'genius' has been hijacked, taken to a lock-up in a remote area then beaten, tortured, buggered and left for dead by every Tom, Dick and Harriet using it to describe any gonk with a modicum of talent for anything from football to pop singing. The word 'genius' should be rushed post-haste to an intensive care unit, wrapped in cotton wool and locked safely away in a bank vault only to be pressed into use again whenever some clever fecker invents a cure for cancer.